I'll be peeing like a champion in no time
I resist the urge to pump my fist. I'm not sure why, but I feel like I've just won some sort of competition worthy of headlines.
Not all guys that look a certain way or dress a certain way or act a certain way are the same.
Happily ever after doesn't come easy. But for love, it's always worth the fight.
In love, sometimes what you fear is exactly what you need.
I have no clue. I have ovaries; therefore, I repel all things mechanical.