Hearts don't often break even. One person is usually more hurt while the other is more relieved.
I'll be peeing like a champion in no time
Happily ever after doesn't come easy. But for love, it's always worth the fight.
I have no clue. I have ovaries; therefore, I repel all things mechanical.
In love, sometimes what you fear is exactly what you need.
Somehow, while I wasn't looking, I fell. And I fell hard.