I resist the urge to pump my fist. I'm not sure why, but I feel like I've just won some sort of competition worthy of headlines.

I have no clue. I have ovaries; therefore, I repel all things mechanical.

Somehow, while I wasn't looking, I fell. And I fell hard.

I'll be peeing like a champion in no time

Blaze your own trail in life. Make your own choices and make your own mistakes. It's the only way you'll find your own happiness, not someone else's.

I resist the urge to pump my fist. I'm not sure why, but I feel like I've just won some sort of competition worthy of headlines.

Happily ever after doesn't come easy. But for love, it's always worth the fight.