I resist the urge to pump my fist. I'm not sure why, but I feel like I've just won some sort of competition worthy of headlines.

Somehow, while I wasn't looking, I fell. And I fell hard.

Not all guys that look a certain way or dress a certain way or act a certain way are the same.

I'll be peeing like a champion in no time

Think with the big head, man! Think with the big head!

Happily ever after doesn't come easy. But for love, it's always worth the fight.

In love, sometimes what you fear is exactly what you need.