March isn't the only thing that's in like a lion and out like a lamb.
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.
You are never too old to become younger!
I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?