I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find a person who they think holds the key to their happiness-the only key to their happiness... My work has always been my greatest happiness

... love is banality to all outsiders.

Dates in Calendar are Closer Than They Appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Sometimes I don't drink so the next day I can remember having fun.

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.