Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.
I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.