It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
what's life good fer anyhow? The minute you crawl into the world for no good reason of yer own, it's got you licked four ways from the ace.
Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.
Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying.
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.