Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.
Men are my hobby, if I ever got married I'd have to give it up.
Women are as old as they feel and men are old when they lose their feelings.
I've been things and seen places.
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.