When in doubt take a bath

Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop.

Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.

Live close, visit often.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

I saw what a mess a lot of people could make of their lives when they're smitten. Some of them go temporarily insane. They find a person who they think holds the key to their happiness-the only key to their happiness... My work has always been my greatest happiness

A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.