JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.
Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' 'Goodness had nothing to do with it'.
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.
It takes two to get one in trouble.
I believe in the single standard -- for men and women.