Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them.

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.

Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.

Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love--that's not so bad either.

Dates in Calendar are Closer Than They Appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

Men would wither and custom stale them, but diamonds! Ah, they were crystallized immortality!

I've been in more laps than a napkin.