Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

I have never been able to sleep with anyone. I require a full-size bed so that I can lie in the middle of it and extend my arms spreadeagle on both sides without being obstructed.

You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Sometimes it seems to me I've known so many men that the FBI ought to come to me first to compare fingerprints.

The best way to behave is to misbehave.

The bite of existence did not cut into one in Hollywood ... Life elsewhere was real and slippery and struggled in the arms like a big fish dying in air.