The best way to behave is to misbehave.
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
Why don't you come up sometime 'n see me? I'm home every evening. . . . Come up. I'll tell your fortune. . . . Ah, you can be had.
Good theater is not what is expected, but what surprises.
Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.