The best way to behave is to misbehave.

The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra pit into that big black space where the audience is.

Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.

Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' 'Goodness had nothing to do with it'.

If you put your foot in it, be sure it's your best foot.