A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.
Just a little sheep dip. Panacea for all stomach ailments.
I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.