Flattery will get you everywhere.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

I wrote the story myself. It's all about a girl who lost her reputation but never missed it.

I started out as Snow White, but then I drifted.

I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.

The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.

I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.