It takes two to get one in trouble.
Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.
When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.
Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.
It's hard to find a good man, but it's good to find a hard one.
men are not realists - only women are.