It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.

I always say, keep a diary and someday it'll keep you.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

Pour him out of here!

Give a man free hands, and you'll know where to find them.