Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
It's hard to find a good man, but it's good to find a hard one.
The best way to learn to be a lady is to see how other ladies do it.
I speak two languages, Body and English.
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.