You may think you're in love when the passions of sex get hold of you, but if you didn't love the man before, you won't love him after. Like him, maybe, but not love him.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Beulah, peel me a grape

Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.

Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.

I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognise a good party man when I see one.