You may think you're in love when the passions of sex get hold of you, but if you didn't love the man before, you won't love him after. Like him, maybe, but not love him.

Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it.

Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.