JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.
He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.
A man has more character in his face at forty than at twenty - he has suffered longer.
Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop.
Flattery will get you everywhere.
I've always taken men just as I found 'em, and thank heavens I've been able to find 'em.