Dates in Calendar are Closer Than They Appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.
Kiss and make up-but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
Don't forget honey. Never let one man worry your mind. Find 'em, fool 'em and forget 'em.
Hollywood was like a mouse being followed by a cat called television.
One more drink and I'll be under the host.
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.