Men would wither and custom stale them, but diamonds! Ah, they were crystallized immortality!

Pour him out of here!

I have never been able to sleep with anyone. I require a full-size bed so that I can lie in the middle of it and extend my arms spreadeagle on both sides without being obstructed.

Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Men? Sure, I've known lots of them. But I never found one I liked well enough to marry. Besides, I've always been busy with my work. Marriage is a career in itself and to make a success of it you've got to keep working at it. So until I can give the.

Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.