I believe in the single standard -- for men and women.
It's not what you say, but how you say it!
The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.
Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
I've been in more laps than a napkin.
Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.