I know so much about men because I went to night school.

A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.

I like a man what takes his time.

Women with pasts interest men because they hope history will repeat itself.

Tira: Whatever you're thinkin' you're wrong. I only like him like a brother. You ain't got nothin' to worry about. . . . Say listen you. A better dame than you once called me a liar and they had to sew her up in twelve different places. You're lucky I'm a little more refined than I used to be. And if you was as much a lady as I am, you'd get out of here before I get real sore. Alicia: You haven't a streak of decency in you. Tira: I don't show my good points to strangers. I'll trouble you to scram.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.