I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them.
The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.
... love is banality to all outsiders.
Don't come crawlin' to a man for love-he likes to get a run for his money.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present