Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

The score never interested me, only the game.

Poor Mary Ann! She gave the guy an inch and now he thinks he's a ruler.

JUDGE: Are you trying to show contempt for this court? MAE WEST: I was doin' my best to hide it.

I consider sex a misdemeanor, the more I miss, de meaner I get.

I freely chose the kind of life I led because I was convinced that a woman has as much right as a man to live the way she does if she does no actual harm to society.

Ice is nice at any price.