Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

I’ve been things and I've seen places.

I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.

A hard man is good to find.

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.