I enjoyed the courtroom as just another stage but not so amusing as Broadway.
Sex is emotion in motion.
Woman: You certainly know the way to a man's heart. Mae West: Funny, too, 'cause I don't know how to cook.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points.
I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary.
Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.