Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? (She made this remark in February 1936, at the railway station in Los Angeles upon her return from Chicago, when a Los Angeles police officer was assigned to escort her home)

I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.

You are never too old to become younger!

You can do what you want, but saving love doesn't bring any interest.

I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.