Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? (She made this remark in February 1936, at the railway station in Los Angeles upon her return from Chicago, when a Los Angeles police officer was assigned to escort her home)

Dress gives one the outward sign from which people in general can, and often do, judge upon the inward state of mind and feelings.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.