Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? (She made this remark in February 1936, at the railway station in Los Angeles upon her return from Chicago, when a Los Angeles police officer was assigned to escort her home)

Men would wither and custom stale them, but diamonds! Ah, they were crystallized immortality!

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

Sex is emotion in motion.

I believe in the single standard -- for men and women.

Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.