Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.
Women like a man with a past, but they prefer a man with a present
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.