An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.
Dennis Thatcher, husband of Margaret Thatcher, when asked who wore the pants in his house, said "I do, and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign.
It is better to be looked over than overlooked.
When in doubt take a bath
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.