Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.

Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

Dates in Calendar are Closer Than They Appear! Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. Keep a diary, and someday it'll keep you.

I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary.

Men would wither and custom stale them, but diamonds! Ah, they were crystallized immortality!

Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action