Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

Hollywood was like a mouse being followed by a cat called television.

Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

Always remember honey. A good motto is: Take all you can get and give as little as possible.

I always did like a man in uniform. And that one fits you grand. Why don't you come up sometime and see me?

Men would wither and custom stale them, but diamonds! Ah, they were crystallized immortality!