Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.
Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.
Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
I like my clothes tight enough to show I'm a woman, but loose enough to show I'm a lady.
I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.