For a long time I was ashamed of the way I lived. Did I reform, you ask? No. I'm not ashamed anymore.

No gold-digging for me; I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday.

I made myself platinum, but I was born a dirty blonde.

When you get the personality, you don't need the nudity.

Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.

Any time you got nothing to do - and lots of time to do it - come on up.

Just a little sheep dip. Panacea for all stomach ailments.