I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.
I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.
It takes two to get one in trouble.
Don't ever make the same mistake twice unless it pays.
Never ask a man where's he's been. If he's out on legitimate business, he doesn't need an alibi. And, girls, if he has been out on illegitimate business, it's your own fault.
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.