You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.

Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

You gotta get up early in the morning to catch a fox and stay up late at night to get a mink.

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned, what's left to create the illusion? Let em wonder. I never believed in giving them too much of me.

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

Brains are an asset, if you hide them.