Diamonds talk, and I can stand listenin' to 'em often.
I'm single because I was born that way.
Sometimes it seems to me I've known so many men that the FBI ought to come to me first to compare fingerprints.
I’ve been things and I've seen places.
A good man is hard to find -- but you'll mostly find him asleep.
Good theater is not what is expected, but what surprises.