My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you're boned, what's left to create the illusion? Let em wonder. I never believed in giving them too much of me.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

Well behaved women do not make history.

You may admire a girl's curves on the first introduction, but the second meeting shows up new angles.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in.

Goodness, what beautiful diamonds!' 'Goodness had nothing to do with it'.

Men are all alike - except the one you've met who's different.