I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.
Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
It's not what you say, but how you say it!
Good women are no fun... The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.
Sometimes I don't drink so the next day I can remember having fun.