Like a lovely vase that someone has smashed. Only luck and skill can put it back together the way it was before.

To what do I owe the pleasure?

I never date anyone my cat doesn't like.

It's a fact that kids watch TV. But if you think back, when you watched cowboy movies, you would go out and play cowboys. TV and movies motivate people.

You can’t have wasted a life you’ve barely lived.

That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort.

At the weekends I usually have around 50 kids running around in my back garden. They are all friends of my kids. I know all their names. We have barbecues, put up tents, and play soccer. I love it.