At the weekends I usually have around 50 kids running around in my back garden. They are all friends of my kids. I know all their names. We have barbecues, put up tents, and play soccer. I love it.

I've known parabatai so close they were almost the same person; do you know what happens, when one of them dies, to the one that's left-

Like a lovely vase that someone has smashed. Only luck and skill can put it back together the way it was before.

Anywhere you want. Thailand, South Carolina, Brezil, Peru-- Oh, wait, no, I'm banned from Peru. I'd forgotten about that. It's a long story, but amusing if you want to hear it.

I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual.

Health is never going to go out of fashion.

Vampires are such prima donnas.