Anywhere you want. Thailand, South Carolina, Brezil, Peru-- Oh, wait, no, I'm banned from Peru. I'd forgotten about that. It's a long story, but amusing if you want to hear it.
Move it along, teenagers. The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self.
I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual.
You can’t have wasted a life you’ve barely lived.
I never date anyone my cat doesn't like.
To what do I owe the pleasure?