The biggest thing you can give a kid is self-esteem, so that they're not shy to do different things.

Health is never going to go out of fashion.

I never date anyone my cat doesn't like.

At the weekends I usually have around 50 kids running around in my back garden. They are all friends of my kids. I know all their names. We have barbecues, put up tents, and play soccer. I love it.

That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort.

I realised there were no good role models for kids. Popeye eats spinach, but also smokes and hits people.

Move it along, teenagers. The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self.