The biggest thing you can give a kid is self-esteem, so that they're not shy to do different things.

Vampires are such prima donnas.

I never date anyone my cat doesn't like.

Regret is such a pointless emotion.

Move it along, teenagers. The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self.

I've made a profit from everything I have done in life.

To what do I owe the pleasure?