Business is all about focus. But with focus comes myopia and to conquer that, I come in to shake things up. To be invited as a keynote speaker is to have a license to interfere and interrupt.

Vampires are such prima donnas.

I've known parabatai so close they were almost the same person; do you know what happens, when one of them dies, to the one that's left-

LazyTown is about balance. I'm not there yet.

Move it along, teenagers. The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self.

Health is never going to go out of fashion.

I never date anyone my cat doesn't like.