There's a lot of things I want to do. I want to learn Italian. I want to learn to play tennis better. I want to motivate the world, basically.

Anywhere you want. Thailand, South Carolina, Brezil, Peru-- Oh, wait, no, I'm banned from Peru. I'd forgotten about that. It's a long story, but amusing if you want to hear it.

It's a fact that kids watch TV. But if you think back, when you watched cowboy movies, you would go out and play cowboys. TV and movies motivate people.

Health is never going to go out of fashion.

LazyTown is about balance. I'm not there yet.

Move it along, teenagers. The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self.

Regret is such a pointless emotion.