There's a lot of things I want to do. I want to learn Italian. I want to learn to play tennis better. I want to motivate the world, basically.

Like a lovely vase that someone has smashed. Only luck and skill can put it back together the way it was before.

Regret is such a pointless emotion.

You can’t have wasted a life you’ve barely lived.

Move it along, teenagers. The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self.

I learned that there are two things that kids really like: movement and love. Happy kids move; unhappy, they don't move.

That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort.