Because that which was new was almost always temporary. And that which was temporary broke your heart.

Business is all about focus. But with focus comes myopia and to conquer that, I come in to shake things up. To be invited as a keynote speaker is to have a license to interfere and interrupt.

That's true. Chairman Meow deserves my every effort.

To what do I owe the pleasure?

I never date anyone my cat doesn't like.

Vampires are such prima donnas.

I think of myself as a freewheeling bisexual.