I've known parabatai so close they were almost the same person; do you know what happens, when one of them dies, to the one that's left-

I've made a profit from everything I have done in life.

Anywhere you want. Thailand, South Carolina, Brezil, Peru-- Oh, wait, no, I'm banned from Peru. I'd forgotten about that. It's a long story, but amusing if you want to hear it.

Because that which was new was almost always temporary. And that which was temporary broke your heart.

Move it along, teenagers. The only person who gets to canoodle in my bedroom is my magnificent self.

I realised there were no good role models for kids. Popeye eats spinach, but also smokes and hits people.

I want to motivate the world, basically.