I was not a good father in my first marriage. Although there are ways of deserting the family without leaving physically, I was deserted in my head. I was always out, always in the saloons, always drinking, always messing about.

I am full of theories that are based on a very liquid foundation, because I used to be a drinker.

Corporations can deduct their planes, all their office expenses, their machinery, their computers and Teleprompters and whatever else they have. They can deduct their yachts, they can deduct their limousines, their planes, everything.

My purpose in life always has been to avoid work. And I hear these people saying, "I work hard and I pay my taxes." Well, you're an asshole.

They don't allow a dying on the highway. No Passing. They give you a ticket if you die on the highway.

Never make any reference to the other person's family. "You're just like your - " because that is out, completely.

I've been sober for 25. And every day I am very grateful that I don't drink.