A bore is someone who persists in holding his own views after we have enlightened him with ours.

Age isn't important until you run out of it.

When young, you're shocked by the number of people who turn out to have feet of clay. Older, you're surprised by the number of people who don't.

Most oldsters are fascinated by the Future, while the young love to look back to earlier days, especially their own.

If you don't watch your figure, you'll have more figure to watch.

If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues initials on them and pass them along. When in doubt, route.

The biggest mistake people make in life is not trying to make a living at doing what they most enjoy.