Thinkers perish, thoughts don't.

SM is an abbreviation of both stock market and sadomasochism-- and there are those who think they are one and the same.

If you say what you think don't expect to hear only what you like.

When young, you're shocked by the number of people who turn out to have feet of clay. Older, you're surprised by the number of people who don't.

There is never enough time, unless you're serving it.

What about the poor salesman who is calling into the office from the corner saloon instead of the home sickbed he claims he is in?

It's more fun to arrive a conclusion than to justify it.