To switch lads and lassies from quickie ceremonies back to the catered works in to-be-worm-only-once white dresses, the [wedding] garment producers have turned to sociology. Through statistics as carefully laid out as a bridal train, they are establishing a correlation showing a higher divorce rate for the informally gowned.... They may just have something there.... If a bride has sunk a bunk of savings into a dress she can't use again in a second wedding, she might think twice about having a second.

It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem.

What's an expert? I read somewhere, that the more a man knows, the more he knows, he doesn't know. So I suppose one definition of an expert would be someone who doesn't admit out loud that he knows enough about a subject to know he doesn't really know how much.

How to fail: Try too hard.

Since you have to do the things you have to do, be wise enough to do some of the things you want to do.

It is never too late to learn.

None of my other investments give me the joy that autographs do because they make me feel that I am holding a piece of history in my hands.