I think the terror most people are concerned with is the IRS.

When the joy of the job's gone, when it's no fun trying anymore, quit before you're fired.

How in heck are they handling their surplus population in Hell these days? Maybe by the time you and I are in the queue there won't be room for us.

It's great to arrive, but the trip's most always most of the fun.

If you expect nothing, you're apt to be surprised. You'll get it.

People who say that money isn't the most important thing in the world are usually broke.

Food may be essential as fuel for the body, but good food is fuel for the soul.