I accept the fact I am an unregenerate egghead.

The pursuit of happiness, which American citizens are obliged to undertake, tends to involve them in trying to perpetuate the moods, tastes and aptitudes of youth.

Education, the great mumbo jumbo and fraud of the age.

Humor is practically the only thing about which the English are utterly serious.

Its avowed purpose is to excite sexual desire, which, I should have thought, is unnecessary in the case of the young, inconvenient in the case of the middle aged, and unseemly in the old.

Civilization - a heap of rubble scavenged by scrawny English Lit. vultures.

I have to say that I think that Anthony Eden was probably the most disastrous Prime Minister in our history, and I am not forgetting Lord North and a few people like that.