There's nothing is this world more instinctively abhorrent to me than finding myself in agreement with my fellow-humans.

I can say that I never knew what joy was like until I gave up pursuing happiness, or cared to live until I chose to die. For these two discoveries I am beholden to Jesus.

It has to be admitted that we English have sex on the brain, which is a very unsatisfactory place to have it.

Posterity will surely be amazed, and I hope vastly amused, that such slipshod and unconvincing theorizing should have so easily captivated twentieth-century minds and been so widely and recklessly applied.

What will finally destroy us is not communism or fascism, but man acting like God.

Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it.

I beg you to believe that life is not a process, it's a drama