Tenancy laws can be so complicated; I want to make sure OP is protected as much as possible.

I hate to get gender essentialist, but I'm starting to think that a lot of married men have some sort of heterosexually induced dentistry aversion.

Kids know when they're getting yelled at and mocked, I can assure you.

We are all going to die, sometimes even in the middle of a lease.

Some people give gifts in order to bewilder, confuse, and manipulate their recipients.

Don't badger people without children into admitting the secret desire for children you're sure they have to you! Don't badger anyone! Leave the badgering to the badgers.

Many fathers go their entire lives without announcing how sexy their son's old girlfriends are.