Tenancy laws can be so complicated; I want to make sure OP is protected as much as possible.

One of the glorious things about being a person in the world is that you don't have to worry about whether or not someone else is trying to be creepy.

If you get a dog, take care of your dog! You can just not have a dog if you don't feel like taking care of one, it's very easy to not have a dog.

Some struggling marriages can be salvaged with hard work and counseling; others should be dismantled and stripped for parts.

Someone who responds to "Please don't grope me" with whining and pouting isn't a friend. He's an asshole and a predator.

I don't know of any way to control the subject of one's dreams although I'm fairly certain there are more than a few types of psychoanalysis dedicated to the topic.

I'm of the belief that dating "potential" is almost always an exercise in frustration.