The mere idea of asking a family member if they intentionally stopped sending me an annual bonus makes me feel like breaking out in hives.
Mallory OrtbergOne of the glorious things about being a person in the world is that you don't have to worry about whether or not someone else is trying to be creepy.
Mallory OrtbergYou can't prevent a possible future closeness between your upcoming child and one or more of their grandparents.
Mallory Ortberg