Tenancy laws can be so complicated; I want to make sure OP is protected as much as possible.

I love the art history ones because it's so little work for me. There's so many paintings that when I look at them, the look on the lady's face is like so clear and her body language and her posture or their physical situation is so immediately recognizable. Anyone who's been in a conversation they didn't want to have, or been getting harangued by a little kid they didn't want to pay attention to or been tired and wanted to go to bed is just like, "Yes, of course."

I don't know of any way to control the subject of one's dreams although I'm fairly certain there are more than a few types of psychoanalysis dedicated to the topic.

Many fathers go their entire lives without announcing how sexy their son's old girlfriends are.

I hate to get gender essentialist, but I'm starting to think that a lot of married men have some sort of heterosexually induced dentistry aversion.

Worrying seems like a fairly natural state of being for a parent, so feel free to worry as much as you want.

You don't need to hide the fact that you're in recovery, but you don't have to share your history of addiction with acquaintances at work, either.