You have a wonderful opportunity here to not care about something that doesn’t matter to you. Please don’t miss out on it.

Someone who responds to "Please don't grope me" with whining and pouting isn't a friend. He's an asshole and a predator.

You may not be able to convince everyone around you that you're doing the right thing, but you don't have to subject yourself to endless second-guessing from others, either.

Diapers do not belong on the same table as food.

As long as you don't think he's just pretending not to mind for your sake, it sounds like he has truly accepted that blow jobs are too difficult and painful for you to perform, and he's still very satisfied with your sex life. Take him at his word.

Nothing good comes of reading other people's emails.

The mere idea of asking a family member if they intentionally stopped sending me an annual bonus makes me feel like breaking out in hives.