Not wanting to give everyone in your life one of your kidneys is not the same thing as hoping they die of kidney failure.

I don't know of any way to control the subject of one's dreams although I'm fairly certain there are more than a few types of psychoanalysis dedicated to the topic.

As long as you don't think he's just pretending not to mind for your sake, it sounds like he has truly accepted that blow jobs are too difficult and painful for you to perform, and he's still very satisfied with your sex life. Take him at his word.

We are all going to die, sometimes even in the middle of a lease.

Arm yourself with as many options as possible before making your next move.

An adult woman should not be so possessive of her own birthday that she begrudges her friends the chance to get married on the same day.

The mere idea of asking a family member if they intentionally stopped sending me an annual bonus makes me feel like breaking out in hives.