Reciprocating oral sex is, in general, a very good idea!

Nothing good comes of reading other people's emails.

Addicts sometimes have a penchant for becoming the center of attention at other people's celebrations.

If you get a dog, take care of your dog! You can just not have a dog if you don't feel like taking care of one, it's very easy to not have a dog.

Don't badger people without children into admitting the secret desire for children you're sure they have to you! Don't badger anyone! Leave the badgering to the badgers.

You have a wonderful opportunity here to not care about something that doesn’t matter to you. Please don’t miss out on it.

Don't let a friend make you feel publicly uncomfortable indefinitely just because they're probably a lesbian.