Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment.

The truth is, I can’t read anything with any distance. Every book is a self-help book to me. Just having them makes me feel better.

Dogs are too much to handle. I don't need anything in my house that's needier than me.

My cats, the ones that I have, were feral when I found them so the relationship that I have with them 10 years in is very mutual, earned, and evolved over time. It was never an easy thing. I like that they have a certain distance and have their own sense of selves.

The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive.

I find that if I don't do interviews, I get a little squirrely. I think that when you engage with someone else, or when you engage in something you're passionate about, you're sort of out of your own head.

I seem to offend everybody. I just never got into the universe. I don't seem to have a tremendous amount of discipline or patience with having to follow a story that is really multi-leveled and science-fiction.